Contestant #1: Luka the Legend
Weapon of choice: Sheer and utter will and determination (with two Games won, add some confidence to the mix!)
Contestant #2: Daddy the Disillusioned (re-branding in the hopes of thwarting the opponent)
Weapon of choice: AVENT One-Piece Anti-Colic Valve System fitted with a slow-flow teat
(Reasoning for weapon for Contestant #2): Because Weapons #1 and #2 SUCKED!
Substitute: Mamma the Meagerly Hopeful
Outcome:
Game 3: DEUCE (with a possibility for advantage Daddy)
Match notes: A much more respectable attempt by Contestant #2. It is clear that he studied match tapes from earlier games, and used the 'surprise-factor' to shock and awe the defending champion into submission with unexpected twists such as outward-facing approaches and swift footwork. While less than 30mls/1oz was accomplished, taken with the negative amounts from the previous attempts, we're probably close to a gallon of net gain.
Match time: An hour of sweat, drool and formula (happy to report no blood yet), and no tears this time!
Bring on the next round!
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